Dumbest. Idea. Ever.

Vor Dem Ben Ende

And a special song composed to run over the credits after Ben Chatham blows his brains out.

Ben Chatham is Dead in the Present, which means he must be Living In The Past!

Not happy, I ain't smiling,
God I hate the Ryan's daughter.
You know I'd love to love you,
But above me? There's no other!

Well I'll get pissed
And never desist
Cause I have a degree
And ignore all my issues
Pass the tissues
Why does Charles Broxy
Really hate me?

Oh, we wont give in,
Lets go living in the past.

Once I was amusing
Every boy and girl
Was my friend.
But I hate all girl
And the chavs they
Make me hurl

Rose was a chav slut
Jenna couldn't
Keep her mouth shut
Katie was ovulating
Should have stuck to
Masterbating
Steve's girlfriend tried
To seduce me
And confuse me
Why was she upset that I shagged her boyfriend?

I much like the boys
Though they're toys
And tend to die
Steve he was gutted
Paul just tutted
Charles said goodbye
Jake Simmonds is avoiding
Me and Jamie
Won't return my calls

Why don't people love me
Don't they realize I have
A degree?

Now there's closure
But fandom don't know
What they're missing
Adam Rickitt is the best
With his smoothe chest
You don't go dissing

As I lie here and
I die here
I try to remember
All the good times
But there were
None there
Better stop this
I've run out of rhymes.

Oh, I won't give in,
But from now on I'm living
In the past...