The Retcon of Bernie Fishnotes!

Patron of the blog and pillar of strength Bernie Fishnotes has come up with some replacements which make so much more sense...

THE SPARACUS SEASON

The Wanking Begins...

The Uncanonical Adventures Of: Sarah Jane Smith

They're Not the Gelth, And We Don't fight Evil

Hippies of Death!

Evolution by John Peel

Doctor Who Crushes a Hamster

Richard the Third

The Uncanonical Adventures Of: Captain Jack Harkness

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Shadow/The Ends Justify the Means

The Uncanonical Adventures Of: The Master/Ickle Baboo Hitler

The Uncanonical Adventures Of: The Cybermen/Ding Dong the Chav is dead

The Sister Who Never Was...


THE BEN CHATHAM SPIN OFF MISADVENTURES

Ben Gets Pissed During K9 and Company
(or, The Horror of Herne, I Mean, Not Herne, He Has Nothing To Do With It, Honest!)

An Alien Did It

The Island of Doctor Moreau Through Time

How Not to Behave in Polite Society

Dreams - A Literary Cop-out!

Fucking While Cambridge Burns

Books Are The Best Weapons

The Alien in Silbury Hill

The War Machines 2 - This Time it's a Mess!

The Big Torchwood Gang Bang

The Flakeys of Suspense
(or Doctor Who Has His Holiday Ruined)


THE SEASON 4 PITCH

Protestors Must Die!

Doctor Who Discovers The Dissolution of the Monasterys

Seeds of Doom 2 - Protestors Must Still Die

Doctor Who Discovers Gothic Architecture/A Town Died, So what?

Doctor Who Discovers The Civil War

What The Fuck?!

Doctor Who And The Founders of Earth Civilisation

The Green Death With Shrews Instead Of Maggots/Also The Green Death With Shrews Instead Of Maggots

Kill Yourself, Life's Terrible!/They Delete Horses, Don't They?/Doctor Who And The Other Founders of Earth Civilisation (or The Other Alien Under Silbury Hill)


THE BEN CHATHAM ANNUAL

Gay Shame

Textual Abstinance

Fox's Glacier Mints present: The Zranti Beast

Quatermass And The Skins

The Competent Woman

The Fishy Monks of Death

Ben Meets A Chav

Bitching with Hitler


RANDOM CRAP SET IN 2009

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Little Chef...

Ben Gets Paranoid

Attack of the Kylie

Exciting Things Always Happen To Other People...

Robin Hood Is Busy