Patron of the blog and pillar of strength Bernie Fishnotes has come up with some replacements which make so much more sense...
THE SPARACUS SEASON
The Wanking Begins...
The Uncanonical Adventures Of: Sarah Jane Smith
They're Not the Gelth, And We Don't fight Evil
Hippies of Death!
Evolution by John Peel
Doctor Who Crushes a Hamster
Richard the Third
The Uncanonical Adventures Of: Captain Jack Harkness
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Shadow/The Ends Justify the Means
The Uncanonical Adventures Of: The Master/Ickle Baboo Hitler
The Uncanonical Adventures Of: The Cybermen/Ding Dong the Chav is dead
The Sister Who Never Was...
THE BEN CHATHAM SPIN OFF MISADVENTURES
Ben Gets Pissed During K9 and Company
(or, The Horror of Herne, I Mean, Not Herne, He Has Nothing To Do With It, Honest!)
An Alien Did It
The Island of Doctor Moreau Through Time
How Not to Behave in Polite Society
Dreams - A Literary Cop-out!
Fucking While Cambridge Burns
Books Are The Best Weapons
The Alien in Silbury Hill
The War Machines 2 - This Time it's a Mess!
The Big Torchwood Gang Bang
The Flakeys of Suspense
(or Doctor Who Has His Holiday Ruined)
THE SEASON 4 PITCH
Protestors Must Die!
Doctor Who Discovers The Dissolution of the Monasterys
Seeds of Doom 2 - Protestors Must Still Die
Doctor Who Discovers Gothic Architecture/A Town Died, So what?
Doctor Who Discovers The Civil War
What The Fuck?!
Doctor Who And The Founders of Earth Civilisation
The Green Death With Shrews Instead Of Maggots/Also The Green Death With Shrews Instead Of Maggots
Kill Yourself, Life's Terrible!/They Delete Horses, Don't They?/Doctor Who And The Other Founders of Earth Civilisation (or The Other Alien Under Silbury Hill)
THE BEN CHATHAM ANNUAL
Gay Shame
Textual Abstinance
Fox's Glacier Mints present: The Zranti Beast
Quatermass And The Skins
The Competent Woman
The Fishy Monks of Death
Ben Meets A Chav
Bitching with Hitler
RANDOM CRAP SET IN 2009
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Little Chef...
Ben Gets Paranoid
Attack of the Kylie
Exciting Things Always Happen To Other People...
Robin Hood Is Busy
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3 comments:
I thought you might post this! Nice to see SOMEONE credits the maker of a list... (that was aimed at you, sparacus!)
For some reason, it seems funnier on here, in fact I had to come on here to find out what the stories were about!
Like the Robin Hood one too!
Everyone gets credited here, Bernie! And glad the blog is proving useful - I dare say we know more about BC from this blog than Spara knows about it...
Brilliant work.
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