1) Make sure you are dressed in your best outfit.
2) Make sure your death is quick and painless, and will leave as few a marks or bloodstains as possible. No one wants to look at a corpse disfigured or bloodied.
3) If choosing suicide, choose a nice expensive wine to down those sleeping pills with.
4) Make sure, no matter how you die, you take ten of those ill-refined chavs with you.
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